FAMOUS FIVE, PARVENUS
They are 5, all Parvenus, all globally known, all of them at par with each other in terms of footing. All 5 now are concentrating in India to make it synonymous with them and their, hold Ur breath, Facebook, already a household name here. To their utter amazement, long before The Multi-illionaire men — Mark Zuckerberg, Dustin Moskovitz, Eduardo Saverin, Andrew McCollum, Chris Hughes — began exploring their Facebook’s success-chances in India, more than 1 Cr Facebook users were already here. Their numbers if all are only rapidly increasing like wild fire with every passing 24 hours. Founder of Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, in India last fortnight, true to Indian traditions (or, top priority requirement/s here) paid full respects to the powers-that-are including Prime Minister, obeisance to the Ministers, VIPs, their lackeys (no pun, no ill-will intended, please, for Ram’s Sake!) and began his India-sojourn. He went to Rajasthan and swept the masses there in favor of Facebook, already household name there. He invited all Rajasthanis of all ages to join Facebook to which they agreed. …Wherever Mark, The Inimitable went in India, he became Pied Piper such mammoth Fan Following he accrued. His Hyderabad Office Staffers visibly were mighty encouraged as they assured themselves (self-assurance to be precise) to spread Facebook all through India by this year end. Mark admitted since he along with his 4 colleagues started Facebook in 2004 Fenruary, he has never witnessed such huge Facebook members. Now he was convinced that India would be a changed entity very soon the moment Facebook unites all Indians through single thread of Indianness, Indianisation, Bharatiyata…and even, Ram, Jai Shri Ram, Jai Siyavar Ram Chandra Ki Jai, Jai Shri Krishna et al.

SWACHH BHARAT Already
Prime Minister Narendra Modi has truly (like it or not, really) succeeded in making Swachh Bharat synonymous with all and sundry in the whole world. Its all members are now hellbent on making India “Swachh Bharat” at the earliest. To succeed in that, they are crowding in New Delhi via Palam, Sahar, Nugambakkam, Hyderabad etc, urging PMO to give them spots where they can transform ‘that’ or ‘those’ into Swachh. Many of them even want Bharat Varsh to be free from feces, shit, crap, droppings. PMO officers are whole heartedly giving them spots which together, according to yet unpublished reports, are covering the entire country. They have begun working on those projects already and, lo-n-behold, pretty many places are permanently clean already. Before 2015 breaks in the midnight of December 31 this year, all foolproof indications are India will be Swacch. Indians then will be subjected to Swachhta keeping upto the current global standard/s. But that will be in 2015, say PMO.

BABUs PACK UP
Time for so far powerful, absolute power-wielders, non-performing yet only decision-makers, decision-takers, decision-installers Babus of the Government of India to pack up. As are with the babus of the states. Concluding “Enough (of worthlessness) is Enough (of non-performance and only tons of crores-making)” with the Babus, it is time for them to pack up so that ‘Least Administration, No Cumbersome, No Complication/s, Maximum Governance, Results Instantly, All Round Continuous Growth of the Country and Countrymen is Achieved, Decisions are taken, implemented and Not Stalled via Non-Performing, Always Excuses-Seeking Babus who if all are only anti-Progress. No more repeat of that for sure. Babus Pack Up.
FIIs to buy Govt Bonds
Foreign Institutions will be allowed to buy more-n-more Government bonds in the coming days. Tabs on them will be lifted, learns JUST IN PRINT reliably. Presently, there is a curb on Foreign Investors, Foreign Buyers, Foreign Institutions to buy Government Bonds so that Indians are not denied of their rights in any way. The latest on that is, Reserve bank of India Governor irrepressible Raghuram Rajan has already cleared files relating to removal of the curbs. Interestingly, news of it is still hidden, but FIIs have already crowded all over in the Government units questioning when are the latter selling their bonds so that they can purchase them at any price. FIIs see centuries’ yesars’ profits in them. They are not White Elephants but Every Day Milching Cows who will never become dry. Jab Tak Suraj Chand Rahega, Government(of India) Bonds Tera Jalwa Rahega, Tab Tak Hum MalaMaal Rahenge, assertively say FIIs in musical chorus. They have already prepared their elaborate end-2014 bash to celebrate it.

Depressed Chandra Babu
Andhra Pradesh Chief Minister Chandra Babu Naidu is mighty depressed, nervous, rickety even over the great loss HudHud caused in the state. Just when he had geared up to make AP The Cyber State, he was attacked with menacing, macabre, destructive HudHud that has resulted in such grave losses in the state that it will take, according to most conservative estimates, around a year to make up. Normalcy will return end Next Year. Fully Crestfallen is Naidu. He is in virtual tears even though PM is helping him whole heartedly. Naidu shell shocked is seriously wondering why HudHud attacked his state when it is still in its infancy, not even stolid. He is however being solaced by his mates, associates, kith, kin, well wishers…Naidu is simply gaping at them. Beside the visiting PM to commiserate with him, Naidu looked fully sagged. His Ministers however are claiming that he is a strong personality, he will recover soon enough. Being determined, he will surely take AP to new heights of all round progresses. He is in a ephemeral phase of ‘sadness’ now.

JAYALALITHA’s Melancholy, Sasikala’s Joy

Condemned, Accused, Held Guilty Jayalalitha may be shedding tears ‘inside’, her ‘mate’ Sasikala (she apologized to ‘Jaya’, re-entered AIADMK, Jayalalitha’s clique and now, back to her old machinations which effected her expulsionfrom the party) is rejoicing full of joie de vivre on how she effected Jaya’s Prison. She is now all set to lead AIADMK, make the party contest coming Assembly Elections in the state, become its leader and subsequently, CM, her life long wish-n-aim. A Vanniyar (power community in Tamil Nadu), Sasikala has inherent knack of blindfolding Jayalalitha who, according to majority of AIDMK insiders, has a mysterious weakness for Sasikala. The reason of it is still not known. At a time when there are strong rumors of Sasikala befriending maverick Subramaniam Swamy, resulting in Jayalalitha’s ‘guilt’, it is really surprising to AIADMK insiders including “Replacement Chief Minister Paneerselvan” why she doesn’t do away with Sasikala. Why does not she cleanse Poes Garden of Sasikla, her cronies, kith, kin, confidantes. How come Sasikala is so powerful, even more than Paneerselvan? Is it because she shares ‘tea’ with Jayalalitha ? Or is it because she is obliged to Sasikala?